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		<title>I Watch Football AND Support the Arts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a very busy day in the Deep South as the OMG! beautiful weather and the opening weekend of college football clash like two high pressure systems and create the perfect storm of God-given delight. And while I&#8217;m sporting the new Nike Pro-Game Day La-Z-Boy Bama uni and fixin&#8217; to head out for some eats [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BREAKING: God Blesses Bama, Picks Tide to Repeat As BCS National Champs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a stunning development that will likely leave Lee Corso and &#8220;Herbie&#8221; Herbstreit looking like tiny ants waving their itsy-bitty antennae in a desperate bid for attention, the Lord God Himself has broken His silence and declared His allegiance to the University of Alabama and picked the Crimson Tide to repeat as 2010 BCS National [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A (Very Mild) Defense of Helicopter Parents</title>
		<description><![CDATA[All across the country, parents are reluctantly cutting the umbilical cord and launching their youngin&#8217;s into the cold, cruel world. Of kindergarten and college, that is. I&#8217;ve seen the evidence on Facebook: &#8220;Oh, ever since (insert beloved child&#8217;s name here) was born, I&#8217;ve been dreading the day we would send him/her off to kindergarten/college. I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.ocularfusion.net/?p=4540</link>
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		<title>Remembering Optometrist Dr. Tom Little</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Many people talk&#8211;a lot&#8211;about their personal faith and how &#8220;things ought to be.&#8221; Dr. Tom Little was one of those rare breeds who actually lived what he believed, putting flesh and bones&#8211;and blood&#8211;to all those words. Rather than yammering on and on until eyes glaze over in &#8220;here we go again&#8221; ennui, he looked around [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.ocularfusion.net/?p=4490</link>
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		<title>Optometrist Quits Job, Goes Optical</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Huntsville police and SWAT teams are currently at the scene of a hostage situation in the Medical District. An optometrist (OD) employed at an ObamaCare-affiliated medical clinic (the one with the new Death Panel drive-thru window) is apparently fed-up to his eyeballs with all the incessant yik-yak from his patients, the constant sniping and backstabbing [...]]]></description>
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