{"id":1012,"date":"2008-05-23T08:56:23","date_gmt":"2008-05-23T13:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1012"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:37:33","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:37:33","slug":"has-anyone-seen-my-inhaler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1012","title":{"rendered":"Has Anyone Seen My Inhaler?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t had a fit of laugh-induced asthma like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/obama_clinton_mccain_join_forces\">this<\/a> in a long time.<\/p>\n<p>Leave it to <em>The Onion<\/em> to leave me reaching for my inhaler.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t had a fit of laugh-induced asthma like this in a long time. Leave it to The Onion to leave me reaching for my inhaler.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-politics","comments-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1012"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9403,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012\/revisions\/9403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}