{"id":1047,"date":"2008-07-10T05:56:09","date_gmt":"2008-07-10T10:56:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1047"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:37:32","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:37:32","slug":"take-that-mein-fuhrer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1047","title":{"rendered":"Take That, Mein F\u00fchrer!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Number Two is “wheels down” in Huntsville after his three week tour of Germany\/Austria\/Switzerland. Huzzah!<\/p>\n

We were expecting more of a grungy, grizzled Euro-backpacker look upon his return. Instead, we got this:<\/p>\n

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I guess he got a good night’s sleep and a chance to freshen up a bit at that Ho-Jo in Philly.<\/p>\n

He also brought back a handsome stash of stuff that included Euro ’08 t-shirts, candy galore, soccer mini-balls, shot glasses for all his friends, a lovely wooden miniature Christmas tree for Eyegal and this little jewel for me:<\/p>\n

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That’s not just any Swiss Army Knife. That’s one that came direct from Switzerland<\/em>. Brady, eat your heart out.<\/p>\n

He regaled us with stories over dinner, and then I asked him if he had one highlight that stood out among all the others.<\/p>\n

Without hesitation, he told us about his hike to The Kehlsteinhaus (The Eagle’s Nest)<\/a> and said:<\/p>\n

“Taking a dump in Hitler’s toilet!”<\/p>\n

Take that, Mein F\u00fchrer!<\/p>\n

The boy’s homeschooled–what can I say?\n<\/p>\n

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