{"id":1066,"date":"2008-07-06T06:32:30","date_gmt":"2008-07-06T11:32:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1066"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:37:32","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:37:32","slug":"i-kick-therefore-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1066","title":{"rendered":"I Kick, Therefore I Am"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve always conjectured that <strike>soccer<\/strike> futbol was a thinking person&#8217;s sport. Now <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ur5fGSBsfq8&#038;feature=related\">I have the proof.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Franz_Beckenbauer\">Beckenbauer<\/a> as a &#8220;surprise choice&#8221; on the German side. Heh. <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Philosophers'_Football_Match\">Only Monty Python could come up with that.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I kick, therefore I am.<\/p>\n<p>h\/t to that <a href=\"http:\/\/france.worldcupblog.org\/\"><em>Bleus<\/em>-loving blogger Laurie<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve always conjectured that soccer futbol was a thinking person&#8217;s sport. Now I have the proof. Beckenbauer as a &#8220;surprise choice&#8221; on the German side. Heh. Only Monty Python could come up with that. I kick,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","comments-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1066"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9377,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066\/revisions\/9377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}