{"id":1133,"date":"2008-08-14T05:57:31","date_gmt":"2008-08-14T10:57:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1133"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:37:16","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:37:16","slug":"pardon-the-interruption-footballs-acomin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1133","title":{"rendered":"Pardon the Interruption; Football’s A’Comin’!"},"content":{"rendered":"

We interrupt our normal Olympic programming to bring you the following important S.E.C. football announcements.<\/p>\n

First off, welcome Clemson fans! It seems some literature-loving Tiger (did you know there was such a species?) has linked my post entitled “The Greatest Alabama Fan in the World”<\/a> to a fan message board<\/a> and now orange and blue<\/strike> purple (h\/t, Number One) Tigers of a different stripe are coming here in droves.<\/p>\n

I hope y’all enjoyed the story. Phyllis from Mulga?<\/a> Ha! She ain’t got nothin’ on Amanda! And believe me, there’s plenty more like that where she came from. It’s going to be LOUD in Hotlanta come 8\/30, folks! Looking forward to a great game with you guys. Roll Tide!<\/p>\n

Speaking of which, have you seen the latest cover of Forbes <\/em>magazine?<\/a><\/p>\n

Can you imagine Phil Fulmer on the cover of Forbes<\/em>? I can’t.<\/p>\n

We now return you to our regular programming on Ocular Fusion<\/em>, your leading source for Olympic news from a Restorationist, Stone-Campbell<\/a> perspective.\n<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We interrupt our normal Olympic programming to bring you the following important S.E.C. football announcements. First off, welcome Clemson fans! It seems some literature-loving Tiger (did you know there was such a species?) has linked my…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[98,66,33,43,23,72,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2008-beijing-olympics","category-alabama-crimson-tide-football","category-churches-of-christ","category-college-football","category-current-events","category-nick-saban","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1133"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9336,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions\/9336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}