{"id":1180,"date":"2008-09-12T05:40:33","date_gmt":"2008-09-12T10:40:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1180"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:37:13","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:37:13","slug":"hairy-mascots-and-hurricanes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1180","title":{"rendered":"Hairy Mascots and Hurricanes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll be headed down to T-town with Number Three Son tomorrow to watch the Crimson Tide take on the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers. My parents-in-law lived in Bowling Green, KY from 1997-2004, so I had the opportunity to watch WKU play many different sports over the years, and I even saw one of their football playoff games in 2002, the year they won the I-AA national championship. It&#8217;ll be interesting to see what kind of progress they&#8217;re making as they continue the transition to big boy ball.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m all for progress as long as it&#8217;s not at the Crimson Tide&#8217;s expense. It shouldn&#8217;t be that close, but with our still relatively  young crew, you never know. Thankfully, Andre Smith will be back anchoring the O-line, so hopefully Tide QB John Parker Wilson won&#8217;t be feeling the heat as much as he did against Tulane last week.<\/p>\n<p>Too bad it&#8217;s not a battle of the mascots. If it were, I&#8217;d take Big Al over this guy any day:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"450\" height=\"297\" alt=\"25bigred.jpg\" id=\"image1181\" title=\"25bigred.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/25bigred.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Big Red, one word: Nair.<\/p>\n<p>After the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1133\">recent attention<\/a> Clemson Tiger fans (hey y&#8217;all, congrats on your win over the Citadel&#8211;woo hoo!) gave to my old post <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=799\">&#8220;The Greatest Alabama Fan in the World,&#8221;<\/a> I decided to do a revised version for my next <em>Huntsville Times<\/em> community column this coming Sunday. That way, even more people will have the pleasure of meeting my BFF Amanda, the &#8220;Jasper Jackhammer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ll see her this weekend, but I bet I&#8217;ll be surrounded by several thousand people just like her.<\/p>\n<p>RTR, people. And that includes all you Barners as well.<\/p>\n<p>(And, of course, prayers for everyone in Ike&#8217;s path, including my brother-in-law Mike and family who live about 20 miles inland from Galveston Bay. We talked to him last night, and they&#8217;re boarded up and hunkered down. God be with you guys).\n<\/p>\n<p><!--27002a1fb72a8cbc50bb3e45196789ac-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--7b2fcd832ad45aded35438e469dbff72--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll be headed down to T-town with Number Three Son tomorrow to watch the Crimson Tide take on the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers. My parents-in-law lived in Bowling Green, KY from 1997-2004, so I had the opportunity&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,43,48,92,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alabama-crimson-tide-football","category-college-football","category-family","category-huntsville-times-community-columns","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1180"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9292,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions\/9292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}