{"id":1195,"date":"2008-09-30T05:48:19","date_gmt":"2008-09-30T10:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1195"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:37:13","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:37:13","slug":"transformation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1195","title":{"rendered":"Transformation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: How long does it take a too-cute-for-his-own-good, 7-year-old soccer scoring machine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"311\" height=\"435\" title=\"number-two-soccer-98.jpg\" id=\"image1194\" alt=\"number-two-soccer-98.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/number-two-soccer-98.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;to transform into a fearsome, I&#8217;ll-never-dribble-to-his-side-of-the-pitch-again, warrior-god defender?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"number-two-soccer-08-v2.jpg\" id=\"image1196\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/number-two-soccer-08-v2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A: About 10 years.<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s the other thing: If you blink, you&#8217;ll miss it.<\/p>\n<p>Number Two is thrilled to have this well placed <strike>elbow in the back<\/strike> shoulder charge as the signature image of his senior and last year of competitive soccer. The special, tie-dyed\u00a0 &#8220;third jersey&#8221; that they made just for that Memphis tournament is the crowning touch.<\/p>\n<p>BTW, Number Two is considering Lipscomb, Harding&#8230;and Auburn.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I know.\n<\/p>\n<p><!--df908082cb030afb823998d648d41a46-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--df908082cb030afb823998d648d41a46-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--93cc6181ef8dd3ae9d754d5b19133116-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--a1adcb4a99d9a6ca0ee757ac34720532-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--df908082cb030afb823998d648d41a46--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: How long does it take a too-cute-for-his-own-good, 7-year-old soccer scoring machine&#8230; &#8230;to transform into a fearsome, I&#8217;ll-never-dribble-to-his-side-of-the-pitch-again, warrior-god defender? A: About 10 years. And here&#8217;s the other thing: If you blink, you&#8217;ll miss it. Number&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-soccer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1195"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9283,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1195\/revisions\/9283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}