{"id":1248,"date":"2008-11-19T06:40:10","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T12:40:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1248"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:36:03","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:36:03","slug":"dickie-v-youre-out-of-your-depth-dude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1248","title":{"rendered":"Dickie V.–You’re Out of Your Depth, Dude"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"vitalecinderella31-1.jpg\"To date, I haven’t jumped on board the “Dump Dickie V.” bandwagon. Yes, unlike fine wine, he has grown worse with age. His clownish antics have grown stale, absolutely.<\/p>\n

But I’ve always regarded him like that buffoonish, annoyingly loud, but relatively harmless, uncle at the holiday family gathering who just won’t shut up already with the lame jokes and tall tales but still slips the little kids a piece of candy from his pocket because underneath it all he’s a decent guy with a good heart.<\/p>\n

Until now.<\/p>\n

Here’s Dickie V. talking about football, of all things, during last night’s Kentucky v. UNC game:<\/p>\n

“They can’t hear us in Alabama, can they?<\/em> They have no shot against the Gators when they play for the SEC title. They have no shot<\/strong>. Nick Saban has done a phenomenal job with that Alabama program, really brought it back, but I’m telling you, that Florida Gators team is like a juggernaut.<\/em>“<\/p>\n

“No shot?” Like an “Ol’ Miss” no shot? I’ll pass that along to Nick and see what he says about that. Maybe we’ll be able to print his response. Maybe we won’t.<\/p>\n

A “juggernaut?” Like the Miami Hurricanes in 1992, maybe? Keep it up, ESPN talking heads.<\/p>\n

Dickie V., you’re out of your depth, dude. Stick to what you know.<\/p>\n

Well, sorta know.\n<\/p>\n

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