{"id":1283,"date":"2008-12-24T07:11:44","date_gmt":"2008-12-24T13:11:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1283"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:36:02","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:36:02","slug":"an-update-on-my-hypothetical-facebook-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1283","title":{"rendered":"An Update on My Hypothetical Facebook Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, it&#8217;s no longer hypothetical. I now have an authentic Facebook update and this is what it says:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Michael <span class=\"status_text\">is now &#8216;friends&#8217; with Number One and Number Two Sons (they took it like men). Number Three still doesn&#8217;t know. Heh.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I am now fully assimilated into the collective hive. Resistance was futile.\n<\/p>\n<p><!--6249c38b750a01259a027e3ee6223672--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, it&#8217;s no longer hypothetical. I now have an authentic Facebook update and this is what it says: &#8220;Michael is now &#8216;friends&#8217; with Number One and Number Two Sons (they took it like men). Number Three&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,48,50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-family","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9233,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283\/revisions\/9233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}