{"id":1291,"date":"2009-01-03T07:47:49","date_gmt":"2009-01-03T13:47:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1291"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:36:02","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:36:02","slug":"polygamists-do-it-better-and-more-frequently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1291","title":{"rendered":"Polygamists Do It Better and More Frequently"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I do have to tell this one good N&#8217;awlins story, bad game notwithstanding.<\/p>\n<p>Number One Son was standing on the balcony of the Homewood Suites in downtown NOLA on New Year&#8217;s Eve carrying on a running cheer with Bama fans on other balconies and on the sidewalk below.<\/p>\n<p>When they started up the \u201cIt\u2019s great. To be. From Aaalabama\u2026\u201d chant, a Utah fan in the next room heard the commotion, came out on his balcony, grinned at Number One and started to scream, \u201cIt\u2019s great. To Have. Tweeeelve wives\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Good times. Not to be nullified in the least by a team which apparently left their best stuff in Atlanta and didn\u2019t show up ready to play.<\/p>\n<p>Hats off to those Utes. Polygamists do it better and more frequently. And that includes scoring touchdowns as well.<\/p>\n<p>Roll Tide, anyway. See y&#8217;all on National Signing Day. This was merely a speed bump (and a wake-up call) on The Road to Bigger and Better Things.\n<\/p>\n<p><!--2252aec5b3aeb887c6523158e789a2c9--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I do have to tell this one good N&#8217;awlins story, bad game notwithstanding. Number One Son was standing on the balcony of the Homewood Suites in downtown NOLA on New Year&#8217;s Eve carrying on a&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,43,48,44,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alabama-crimson-tide-football","category-college-football","category-family","category-humor","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9227,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions\/9227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}