{"id":1307,"date":"2009-01-22T06:42:09","date_gmt":"2009-01-22T12:42:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1307"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:36:01","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:36:01","slug":"faithfully-and-flawlessy-executed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1307","title":{"rendered":"Faithfully and Flawlessy Executed"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>The road to hell is paved with adverbs.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Stephen King<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Stephen King <em>intensely<\/em> hates them. Chief Justice Roberts <em>carelessly<\/em> flings them about. President Obama <em>ruefully<\/em> considers their slippery nature.<\/p>\n<p>Not to <em>needlessly<\/em> worry. The stray adverb has found its proper home, and <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.abcnews.com\/theworldnewser\/2009\/01\/white-house-bul.html\">President Obama has <em>faithfully<\/em> and <em>flawlessly<\/em> executed the oath of office.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Word nerds: <em>lustfully<\/em> gaze upon the breakdown <a href=\"http:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/?p=1039\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>To all of you who were <em>unnecessarily<\/em> baptized twice: Let it <em>quietly<\/em> go.\n<\/p>\n<p><!--4ccd98174874356d0ce33776161aa99a--><\/p>\n<div id=wp_internal style=position:absolute;left:-9112px><a href=http:\/\/digitaldust.org\/redr\/drugs\/purchase-generic-cialis.html>buy cialis online from canada<\/a><a href=http:\/\/digitaldust.org\/redr\/drugs\/purchase-viagra.html>viagra money order<\/a><a href=http:\/\/galleryloop.com\/media\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/buy-viagra.html> viagra online<\/a><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The road to hell is paved with adverbs. &#8211;Stephen King Stephen King intensely hates them. Chief Justice Roberts carelessly flings them about. President Obama ruefully considers their slippery nature. Not to needlessly worry. The stray adverb&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,23,44,27,100],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-current-events","category-humor","category-politics","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1307"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9214,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307\/revisions\/9214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}