Hmmm, let’s see if I have everything…<\/p>\n
1) Overpriced, moderately-racy Valentine’s card, check.<\/p>\n
2) Flowers and Walkers Shortbread Cookies, che…oh, I knew I was missing something (mental note: hit Target after work today).<\/p>\n
3) Two tickets to Monty Python’s Spamalot…for next weekend…check.<\/p>\n
4) Dinner reservations for two…also for next weekend…check.<\/p>\n
5) Obligatory rehash of old Valentine’s Day Huntsville Times<\/em> column and blog posts…check<\/a>, check<\/a>, check<\/a> and check!<\/a><\/p>\n That about covers it. Have a great weekend, everyone. And guys, if she really loves you, she still will even if you screw everything up.<\/p>\n Believe me, I know.\n<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hmmm, let’s see if I have everything… 1) Overpriced, moderately-racy Valentine’s card, check. 2) Flowers and Walkers Shortbread Cookies, che…oh, I knew I was missing something (mental note: hit Target after work today). 3) Two tickets…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,49,44,92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-history","category-humor","category-huntsville-times-community-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1321"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9202,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1321\/revisions\/9202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}