{"id":1322,"date":"2009-02-13T08:16:50","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T14:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1322"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:36:00","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:36:00","slug":"talk-to-me-nigella","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1322","title":{"rendered":"Talk To Me, Nigella!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please, if anyone knows where I can download <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/templates\/story\/story.php?storyId=100539500\">Nigella Lawson&#8217;s voice<\/a> for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=1252\">my GPS<\/a>, contact me immediately.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I may dabble a bit in British accent like any normal guy would, but I am totally committed to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/American_English_regional_differences#St._Louis_and_vicinity\">the merging phonemes and shifting dipthongs of St. Louis-speak.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please, if anyone knows where I can download Nigella Lawson&#8217;s voice for my GPS, contact me immediately. Yes, I may dabble a bit in British accent like any normal guy would, but I am totally committed&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,46,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-holidays","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1322"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9201,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322\/revisions\/9201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}