{"id":295,"date":"2006-08-31T06:11:10","date_gmt":"2006-08-31T11:11:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=295"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:39:27","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:39:27","slug":"wheres-walter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=295","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s Walter?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"235\" height=\"228\" align=\"left\" alt=\"cronkite.JPG\" id=\"image296\" title=\"cronkite.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/cronkite.JPG\" \/>Stories <a href=\"http:\/\/newsbusters.org\/node\/7247\">like this<\/a> make me glad that I&#8217;m not a famous TV anchor.<\/p>\n<p>My office is right across the hall from the ladies restroom at my place of work. If I&#8217;ve said it once, I&#8217;ve said it a thousand times&#8211;turn the faucet on, <a href=\"http:\/\/hotair.com\/archives\/2006\/08\/29\/potty-break-mic-snafu-cnns-phillips-chats-in-the-loo-during-bush-speech\/\">turn your microphone off.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Speaking of famous TV anchors, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/news\/nationalnews\/weighing_anchor_nationalnews_don_kaplan.htm\">I wish someone would airbrush me.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Where&#8217;s Walter Cronkite when you need him?\n<\/p>\n<p><!--27ac9bc1c90082585f644a1ed2845759-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--27ac9bc1c90082585f644a1ed2845759-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--27ac9bc1c90082585f644a1ed2845759-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--27ac9bc1c90082585f644a1ed2845759--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stories like this make me glad that I&#8217;m not a famous TV anchor. My office is right across the hall from the ladies restroom at my place of work. If I&#8217;ve said it once, I&#8217;ve said&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,44,45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events","category-humor","category-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=295"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9931,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions\/9931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}