{"id":329,"date":"2006-09-25T05:29:58","date_gmt":"2006-09-25T10:29:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=329"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:39:26","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:39:26","slug":"katie-you-kant-touch-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=329","title":{"rendered":"Katie, You Kan&#8217;t Touch This"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Katie, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=318\">you&#8217;re kute and you&#8217;re perky<\/a>, but you kan&#8217;t touch this:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"253\" height=\"390\" align=\"middle\" title=\"sandy-cheerleading.jpg\" id=\"image328\" alt=\"sandy-cheerleading.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/sandy-cheerleading.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Before she was Eyegal, she was Cheergal.<\/p>\n<p>If I had known her in 1977, I would never have made salutatorian.\n<\/p>\n<p><!--362fcf77a76fe8f6ad9b486c05b04e83--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Katie, you&#8217;re kute and you&#8217;re perky, but you kan&#8217;t touch this: Before she was Eyegal, she was Cheergal. If I had known her in 1977, I would never have made salutatorian.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-nostalgia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9915,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions\/9915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}