{"id":452,"date":"2006-11-30T07:08:48","date_gmt":"2006-11-30T13:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=452"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:38:49","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:38:49","slug":"help-wanted-visor-not-required","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=452","title":{"rendered":"Help Wanted, Visor Not Required"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re interested in following the latest Spurrier\/Bama scuttlebutt, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fireshulanow.blogspot.com\/\">this site<\/a> is probably your best source of unconfirmed rumors in the blogosphere. The folks posting and commenting there are among the most sleep-deprived and bourbon-stoked in the Bama Nation, so check it out.<\/p>\n<p>But then again, maybe you&#8217;re interested in applying for the Alabama job yourself. If so, you&#8217;ll need to fill out <a href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/espn\/page2\/story?page=gallo\/061128&#038;lpos=spotlight&#038;lid=tab5pos2\">this application.<\/a> Be sure to type or print clearly.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, I can state for a fact (because I heard him say it with my own ears) that former Tide center and Shula teammate Hoss Johnson has categorically denied having been contacted by the University regarding the coaching opening, despite earlier rumors that Paul Bryant, Jr.&#8217;s plane had been spotted at Huntsville International Airport.<\/p>\n<p>With all the upcoming holiday parties, Hoss just couldn&#8217;t take the time away from his booming BBQ business anyway.\n<\/p>\n<p><!--f7a15c9d34c5ca5c104b79f6a6062958--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re interested in following the latest Spurrier\/Bama scuttlebutt, this site is probably your best source of unconfirmed rumors in the blogosphere. The folks posting and commenting there are among the most sleep-deprived and bourbon-stoked in&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,43,44,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alabama-crimson-tide-football","category-college-football","category-humor","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9854,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions\/9854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}