{"id":454,"date":"2006-11-30T13:00:39","date_gmt":"2006-11-30T19:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=454"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:38:48","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:38:48","slug":"shes-baaaack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=454","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s Baaaack!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well hush my mouth and slather me in grits!  A very important person just payed a call using the following Google search string:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=nike%20football%20alabama&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;start=10&#038;sa=N\">Nike football Alabama<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Anybody care to guess who that V.I.P. was?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Date: 30 November Time: 12:44:47<\/p>\n<p>I.P address: 146.197.243.16<\/p>\n<p>Country: United States<\/p>\n<p>City: Beaverton, Oregon<\/p>\n<p>ISP: Nike Incorporated<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s right&#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=268\">she&#8217;s baaaack!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>No, really, I want even charge a consulting fee. Just rain down on me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=64\">a pair of those sweet Air Max 360s.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--babc13ca9a7093612ca8340607cdefeb-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--babc13ca9a7093612ca8340607cdefeb-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--babc13ca9a7093612ca8340607cdefeb-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--babc13ca9a7093612ca8340607cdefeb-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--babc13ca9a7093612ca8340607cdefeb--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well hush my mouth and slather me in grits! A very important person just payed a call using the following Google search string: Nike football Alabama Anybody care to guess who that V.I.P. was? Date: 30&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,43,44,63,68,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alabama-crimson-tide-football","category-college-football","category-humor","category-nike","category-running","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9852,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions\/9852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}