{"id":462,"date":"2006-12-05T06:53:30","date_gmt":"2006-12-05T12:53:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=462"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:38:48","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:38:48","slug":"making-a-list-checking-it-twice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=462","title":{"rendered":"Making a List, Checking It Twice"},"content":{"rendered":"

My source close to the Bama coach search (the bag boy down at Publix whose brother knows somebody who’s a janitor at the football complex in T-town who has the habit of rummaging through the trash) just handed me a copy of Alabama AD Mal Moore’s “To Do” list that he’ll be following today as he attends the College Football Hall of Fame Induction Ceremonies<\/a> in New York City. Here it is, an Ocular Fusion exclusive:<\/span><\/p>\n

10. Find limo driver (the one holding the “Roll Tide?” sign)<\/div>\n
9. Travel to The Waldorf=Astoria Hotel<\/a> in style<\/div>\n
8. Buy faux Rolexes from the man in the overcoat in Times Square<\/div>\n
7. Chinatown–Louis Vuitton knock-off purses for Mrs. Moore and Mrs. RR<\/a><\/div>\n
6. Get Letterman tickets<\/div>\n
5. Eat at Tavern on the Green<\/a> (remember to use university credit card)<\/div>\n
4. Go see Monty Python’s Spamalot<\/em><\/a> on Broadway<\/div>\n
3. Sign Joe Pa’s cast<\/div>\n
2. Go to Macy*s<\/a> and sit in Santa’s lap<\/div>\n
1. Oh yeah, find a new coach<\/a><\/div>\n

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