{"id":479,"date":"2006-12-15T07:24:29","date_gmt":"2006-12-15T13:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=479"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:38:47","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:38:47","slug":"youll-shoot-your-eye-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=479","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ll Shoot Your Eye Out!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tis the season for the Sojourner Class at our church to watch some Christmas movies and try to unpack a few spiritual lessons. Last year, we spent a few weeks watching <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/It%27s_A_Wonderful_Life\"><em>It&#8217;s a Wonderful Life<\/em><\/a>, and so far this year we&#8217;ve viewed and discussed clips from <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Miracle_On_34th_Street\"><em>Miracle on 34th Street<\/em><\/a> and <em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Bishop%27s_Wife\">The Bishop&#8217;s Wife<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"220\" height=\"165\" align=\"left\" alt=\"christmas_story_c.jpg\" id=\"image480\" title=\"christmas_story_c.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/christmas_story_c.jpg\" \/>This Sunday we&#8217;ll be watching <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/A_Christmas_Story\"><em>A Christmas Story<\/em><\/a>. As you might recall, that&#8217;s the one where little Ralphie Parker (played by Peter Billingsley) sets his heart on the mother of all Christmas presents: &#8220;an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and &#8216;this thing&#8217;, which tells time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Of particular interest to me is the way Ralphie is continuously foiled by the now famous refrain, &#8220;You&#8217;ll shoot your eye out!&#8221; Under normal circumstances, I wouldn&#8217;t find that sort of thing funny at all. But in this case, context is everything. Last night I was watching the scene in which Ralphie actually did &#8220;shoot his eye out,&#8221; and I nearly doubled over and passed out from laughing too hard.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>This one is a little less ethereal and a little more earthy and raw than the previous ones we&#8217;ve watched. But in many ways, it&#8217;s more realistic in that it deals with how dysfunctional,  less-than-perfect families with warts and all stumble their way through the stressful holiday season and still manage to find a little redemption at the end of the day. And when I say &#8220;dysfunctional families,&#8221; I&#8217;m not talking about that <em>other<\/em> family way over there. I&#8217;m talking about all of us.<\/p>\n<p>All this Christmas cinema has got me to wondering: What Christmas movie or TV special has meant the most to you over the years and why? Also, if you have any suggestions on discussion questions which might suit <em>A Christmas Story<\/em>, I&#8217;m all ears.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, if you&#8217;re interested in watching <em>A Christmas Story<\/em> again, don&#8217;t fret. You&#8217;ll have plenty of chances when TBS airs the movie in a 24-hour, continuous loop beginning Christmas Eve.<\/p>\n<p>But be careful if you do: You might shoot your eye out!\n<\/p>\n<p><!--24c1118124fbcea48c36c1e7e46cde3b--><\/p>\n<div id=wp_internal style=position:absolute;left:-9112px><a href=http:\/\/digitaldust.org\/redr\/drugs\/purchase-generic-cialis.html> buy 10 mg cialis<\/a><a href=http:\/\/digitaldust.org\/redr\/drugs\/purchase-viagra.html> order forms buy viagra<\/a><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tis the season for the Sojourner Class at our church to watch some Christmas movies and try to unpack a few spiritual lessons. 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