{"id":484,"date":"2006-12-20T05:44:33","date_gmt":"2006-12-20T11:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=484"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:38:47","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:38:47","slug":"holy-mondegreens-batman-here-he-goes-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=484","title":{"rendered":"Holy Mondegreens, Batman, Here He Goes Again!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In addition to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=44\">the ones I wrote about last year<\/a>, here are a few more:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Give us this day our deli bread.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Whole East Coast.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul><\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>We shall come to Joyce&#8217;s, bringing in the cheese.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Gladly, the cross-eyed bear<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Yield not to Penn Station.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Praise God from whom all blessings flow, praise Him all creatures, HERE WE GO!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>While shepherds washed their socks by night<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Any worthy contributions to this list will be rewarded with a life sentence subscription to my blog plus a signed copy of my world-infamous Christmas family newsletter.\n<\/p>\n<p><!--435dd6a2540faa060ee52209a8f17ca5--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In addition to the ones I wrote about last year, here are a few more: Give us this day our deli bread. Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Whole East&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,46,44,51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christianity","category-holidays","category-humor","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=484"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9832,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484\/revisions\/9832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}