{"id":499,"date":"2007-01-05T07:02:52","date_gmt":"2007-01-05T13:02:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=499"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:38:46","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:38:46","slug":"cest-la-vie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=499","title":{"rendered":"C&#8217;est la vie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Among the immutable facts of life this morning:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A new Bama head football coach will be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tidesports.com\/assets\/wmv\/TL842913.WMV\">greeted at the airport like a Messiah<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Relatives will get together over the holidays and pass both the good cheer and the common cold from one person to another<\/li>\n<li>No matter how much vacation you take from work, it&#8217;s never enough<\/li>\n<li>A boss will overlook the 99 things you did right and focus on the one thing you did wrong<\/li>\n<li>The new party in power will &#8220;usher in a new era&#8221; with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2007\/01\/05\/AR2007010500066.html?sub=AR\">overdone rhetoric and revelry<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Please feel free to pitch in with a few immutable facts of your own.<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/C'est_la_vie\">C&#8217;est la vie<\/a>.  <\/em>\n<\/p>\n<p><!--eb9bfe25a1e2194a1a3cdd5948c16464--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Among the immutable facts of life this morning: A new Bama head football coach will be greeted at the airport like a Messiah Relatives will get together over the holidays and pass both the good cheer&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,23,1,72,27,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alabama-crimson-tide-football","category-current-events","category-general","category-nick-saban","category-politics","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9822,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions\/9822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}