{"id":507,"date":"2007-01-15T07:14:11","date_gmt":"2007-01-15T13:14:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=507"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:38:46","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:38:46","slug":"three-things-im-trying-to-figure-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=507","title":{"rendered":"Three Things I’m Trying to Figure Out"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here are three things I’m trying to figure out:<\/p>\n

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  1. Why schools are giving so much homework these days<\/a> (Allison, who really wants to be a Tar Heel anyway?)<\/li>\n
  2. Why a high school student would actually like<\/em> homework<\/a> (Jennifer dear, get a life)<\/li>\n
  3. What’s causing all those thumping noises in my house at 3:00am<\/a> (Get in Bed! NOW!)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    After I get a grip on these, I’ll start on how spending $32 million on a football coach will improve the the quality of academics at the University of Alabama (there may be more to that answer than meets the eye).<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

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