{"id":683,"date":"2007-05-17T05:36:19","date_gmt":"2007-05-17T10:36:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=683"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:38:22","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:38:22","slug":"grave-dancing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=683","title":{"rendered":"Grave Dancing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"left\" title=\"grave-dancing.PNG\" id=\"image684\" alt=\"grave-dancing.PNG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/05\/grave-dancing.PNG\" \/>I wasn&#8217;t a fan of his, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/opinion\/feature\/2007\/05\/15\/jerryfalwell\/\">I didn&#8217;t really think he was a monster either.<\/a> What ever happened to &#8220;you don&#8217;t tug on Superman&#8217;s cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, mess around with Jim, or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2166337\/\">dance on someone&#8217;s grave?&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to think that when I die, no one will dance on my grave. But there&#8217;s probably someone out there who will.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No more stinky glasses, no more stinky glasses!&#8221; they&#8217;ll joyfully bleat as they stomp and strut around my grave like a barnyard animal, stirring up a cloud of dust from the freshly dug dirt.\n<\/p>\n<p><!--099289013ea5aba61a79bcf05ef5e68f--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wasn&#8217;t a fan of his, but I didn&#8217;t really think he was a monster either. What ever happened to &#8220;you don&#8217;t tug on Superman&#8217;s cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off the old&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,24,23,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christianity","category-culture","category-current-events","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=683"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9609,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions\/9609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}