{"id":690,"date":"2007-05-27T13:39:25","date_gmt":"2007-05-27T18:39:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=690"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:38:21","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:38:21","slug":"if-you-think-my-john-deeres-sexy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=690","title":{"rendered":"If You Think My John Deere&#8217;s Sexy&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"tractor-prom.jpg\" id=\"image691\" alt=\"tractor-prom.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/05\/tractor-prom.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You know <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stinalisa.com\/SexyTractor.html\">that tractor song?<\/a> Well, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wdbj7.com\/Global\/story.asp?S=6540982&#038;nav=RmOi\">he wasn&#8217;t just whistling Dixie<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I graduated from Franklin County High School, and today, needless to say, I am a proud alumnus.<\/p>\n<p>If you think my John Deere&#8217;s sexy, then wait&#8217;ll you see that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bushhog.com\/\">Bush Hog<\/a> I&#8217;ve got parked out in the shed.\n<\/p>\n<p><!--3798fd608f3dd03501c94a4307871499-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--6ca3f86f687e2accb5420ce0249b2850--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know that tractor song? Well, he wasn&#8217;t just whistling Dixie. Yes, I graduated from Franklin County High School, and today, needless to say, I am a proud alumnus. If you think my John Deere&#8217;s sexy,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,44,54,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events","category-humor","category-nostalgia","category-southern-culture","comments-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=690"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9604,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions\/9604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}