{"id":709,"date":"2007-06-13T08:56:58","date_gmt":"2007-06-13T13:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=709"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:38:21","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:38:21","slug":"hit-the-shower-frank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=709","title":{"rendered":"Hit the Shower, Frank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Commentator Frank Deford <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/templates\/story\/story.php?storyId=11007443\">has another fine outing at the mic.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Counting words. Hmmm. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=681\">I like that idea.<\/a> I wonder if it would work in church?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Commentator Frank Deford has another fine outing at the mic. Counting words. Hmmm. I like that idea. I wonder if it would work in church?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,24,44,45,52,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baseball","category-culture","category-humor","category-media","category-soccer","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9594,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions\/9594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}