{"id":737,"date":"2007-07-13T06:26:03","date_gmt":"2007-07-13T11:26:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=737"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:38:19","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:38:19","slug":"so-go-ahead-woo-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=737","title":{"rendered":"So Go Ahead. Woo Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gender bending is something that we don&#8217;t even talk about in the Deep South much less practice, so you can imagine how my eyes bugged out when I read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/news\/feature\/2007\/07\/12\/obama_hillary\/\">this.<\/a> Apparently, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/news\/feature\/2007\/07\/12\/scherer_responds\/\">the rest of the country may not be ready to talk about it either.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve always suspected that Hillary had a pair of big brass ones (metaphorically speaking, of course) and that Obama, with those lithe fingers and fine threads, was the embodiment of the modern <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Metrosexual\">metrosexual<\/a> man. Now I have confirmation.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, I would like to announce to the stable of Presidential candidates out there that my vote is officially up for grabs. I&#8217;m a man without a party, a social moderate and fiscal conservative with a long libertarian streak who could (ahem) &#8220;go either way.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So go ahead. Woo me.<\/p>\n<p><!--fb8bd2af9da4991979304027e187e0e9--><\/p>\n<p><!--a608e71ec00144435d3638cc0ecc9c14--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gender bending is something that we don&#8217;t even talk about in the Deep South much less practice, so you can imagine how my eyes bugged out when I read this. Apparently, the rest of the country&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,23,45,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-current-events","category-media","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=737"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9569,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions\/9569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}