{"id":740,"date":"2007-07-16T06:27:38","date_gmt":"2007-07-16T11:27:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=740"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:38:19","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:38:19","slug":"the-dreaded-g","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=740","title":{"rendered":"The Dreaded “G”"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have come to the point where I question the validity of online quizzes, inventories and assessments. Why you ask?<\/p>\n

Because of this:<\/p>\n

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This is the so-called “rating” that Ocular Fusion<\/em> received when I visited the site “What’s My Blog Rated?”<\/a><\/p>\n

That’s right, after nearly two years of edgy, envelope-pushing, controversial-topic-broaching, blood-pressure-popping blogging, all I get is the “Dreaded ‘G.'” I thought for sure I would get at least a PG, maybe even a PG-13 what with an entire category devoted to the topic of “Sex”<\/a> and all. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would merit the money-making “R,” but a “G?” Please.<\/p>\n

So now I’m right up there with Snow White<\/em>, Bambi<\/em> and Clifford’s Really Big Movie<\/em>. I’m ruined.<\/p>\n

%$&*#@+~!!! There, that oughta spice things up a bit.\n<\/p>\n

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I have come to the point where I question the validity of online quizzes, inventories and assessments. Why you ask? Because of this: This is the so-called “rating” that Ocular Fusion received when I visited the…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,44,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-humor","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=740"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9567,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions\/9567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}