{"id":758,"date":"2007-07-20T07:26:59","date_gmt":"2007-07-20T12:26:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=758"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:38:02","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:38:02","slug":"harry-potter-1-david-beckham-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=758","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter 1, David Beckham 0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Potter v. Beckham:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"203\" height=\"306\" align=\"left\" title=\"harry-potter.jpg\" id=\"image757\" alt=\"harry-potter.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/harry-potter.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"229\" height=\"304\" alt=\"david-beckham.jpg\" id=\"image759\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/david-beckham.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Are you ready to rumblllllle?!<\/p>\n<p>Actually, with Potter <a href=\"http:\/\/machinist.salon.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/17\/potter_leaked\/index.html?source=rss\">already rolling across the internet<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/Sports\/wireStory?id=3396642\">Becks hobbled by a bum left ankle<\/a> and unlikely to see action v. <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chelsea_F.C.\">Chelsea<\/a>, this one was over before the opening whistle. Maybe Becks should consider taking up <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Quidditch\">Quidditch<\/a>. Less stress on the joints and all.<\/p>\n<p>Final Score: Harry Potter 1, David Beckham 0<\/p>\n<p><!--d88934978cb55a479c9ab3d2eb2ef9fd--><\/p>\n<p><!--8fcbada3382768ba520127c2f30ec817--><\/p>\n<p><!--0e8cb87a2975a2f231742f450803bef8--><\/p>\n<p><!--8fcbada3382768ba520127c2f30ec817-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--0e8cb87a2975a2f231742f450803bef8-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--0e8cb87a2975a2f231742f450803bef8-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--8fcbada3382768ba520127c2f30ec817-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--0e8cb87a2975a2f231742f450803bef8-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--8fcbada3382768ba520127c2f30ec817-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--0e8cb87a2975a2f231742f450803bef8-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--8fcbada3382768ba520127c2f30ec817--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Potter v. Beckham: Are you ready to rumblllllle?! Actually, with Potter already rolling across the internet and Becks hobbled by a bum left ankle and unlikely to see action v. Chelsea, this one was over before&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,23,83,84,44,45,52,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-current-events","category-david-beckham","category-harry-potter","category-humor","category-media","category-soccer","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=758"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9563,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758\/revisions\/9563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}