{"id":774,"date":"2007-08-06T06:42:35","date_gmt":"2007-08-06T11:42:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=774"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:38:01","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:38:01","slug":"i-spy-the-eyeguy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=774","title":{"rendered":"I Spy the Eyeguy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A small minority of Fusioneers are apparently starting to clamor for an Eyeguy sighting. For the life of me, I can&#8217;t figure out why, but facts are facts.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to give readers an idea of what I looked like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=14\">here.<\/a> I even dropped another not-so-subtle hint <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=128\">here<\/a> (Quick! Somebody slather that boy&#8217;s head with Dippity Do!). But apparently even those weren&#8217;t enough.<\/p>\n<p>Alright already. I&#8217;ve hesitated to post this because I really try hard not to rub it in. But remember, you asked for it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nike.com\/nikevintage\/captionMaker\/recieve\/?s=%22Uibolt7_cbcz3_Cvu_J_bmsfbez_lofx_uibu3%22,%22Fzfhvz7_zpv'sf_b_efbe_sjohfs_gps_Qsf8%22,66,4,6,87,50\">Here I am.<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><!--c30cefc420e1ff663a40f91feecc2e71-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--4c28ba22ae06c9be2fef794584bc7de3--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A small minority of Fusioneers are apparently starting to clamor for an Eyeguy sighting. For the life of me, I can&#8217;t figure out why, but facts are facts. I tried to give readers an idea of&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,44,63,54,68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-humor","category-nike","category-nostalgia","category-running"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=774"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9552,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions\/9552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}