{"id":784,"date":"2007-08-21T08:50:15","date_gmt":"2007-08-21T13:50:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=784"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:38:01","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:38:01","slug":"its-so-dry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=784","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s So Dry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s so dry in Alabama.<\/p>\n<p>(Fusioneers: <em>How-dry-is-it?<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so dry that:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The Churches of Christ are starting to baptize by sprinkling<\/li>\n<li>The Methodists are handing out wet wipes<\/li>\n<li>The Presbyterians are handing out rain checks<\/li>\n<li>The Catholics are praying for all that wine to turn back into water<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(H\/T Jill)\n<\/p>\n<p><!--e9de9fd76a5e6f9c5106bf8031b6da7d--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s so dry in Alabama. (Fusioneers: How-dry-is-it?) It&#8217;s so dry that: The Churches of Christ are starting to baptize by sprinkling The Methodists are handing out wet wipes The Presbyterians are handing out rain checks The&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,33,23,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-catholic-church","category-churches-of-christ","category-current-events","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=784"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9544,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions\/9544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}