{"id":819,"date":"2007-09-25T06:51:18","date_gmt":"2007-09-25T11:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=819"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:37:59","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:37:59","slug":"ivy-league-or-bust","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=819","title":{"rendered":"Ivy League or Bust at Age Seven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eyegal has just started doing some substitute teaching at a local, K-12 prep school that has the reputation (well-earned, I believe) of providing the finest academic training in North Alabama. There the sons and daughters of the area&#8217;s doctors, lawyers and corporate heads begin their long odyssey of learning which will someday lead to them taking their rightful place on top of the socioeconomic pile.<\/p>\n<p>And there are others too who are not quite so well off, the sons and daughters of faculty plus those who are there on scholarship, trying to rise above bad starts and bad situations. She&#8217;s been teaching first and second graders, and overall, she&#8217;s found the kids to be bright, polite and charming to a fault and eager to learn.<\/p>\n<p>But there have been some stereotypical moments filled with precocious and not-so-average snippets of conversation.<\/p>\n<p>Such as one girl responding to the question of a classmate: &#8220;Well, of <em>course<\/em> my swimming pool has a diving board!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And another fast-tracking, future mover and shaker leaning toward his classmate at the lunch table: &#8220;So, are you going to try to get into Harvard?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ivy League or bust at age seven.\n<\/p>\n<p><!--95cf2006c454ebcaa32879b7542b4e42--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eyegal has just started doing some substitute teaching at a local, K-12 prep school that has the reputation (well-earned, I believe) of providing the finest academic training in North Alabama. There the sons and daughters of&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,44,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-humor","category-huntsville"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=819"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9519,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819\/revisions\/9519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}