{"id":888,"date":"2008-02-01T06:36:43","date_gmt":"2008-02-01T12:36:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=888"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:37:57","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:37:57","slug":"feeling-the-heat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=888","title":{"rendered":"Feeling the Heat"},"content":{"rendered":"

Team Clinton is feeling the heat of Operation Obama Bumper<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Apparently my frequent trips from home to Starbucks to work to Panera Bread to work to Little Rosie’s Taqueria and then back home (with a quick stop at Target to pick up some prescriptions and get a gallon of milk) have found their mark.<\/p>\n

Co<\/strike>-President Bill Clinton has been dispatched to Huntsville in a desperate attempt to stop the bleeding.<\/p>\n

At first, he had plans to attend a $1000 a plate fundraiser at the home of a prominent local attorney<\/a>. I know where that house is, and I had thought about stopping by yesterday in my “fired up” sedan and taking a picture of The Sticker with the house in the background.<\/p>\n

Then I figured that the house would probably be under surveillance by the Secret Service and that I might just end up with a knee in the small of my bad-enough-already-thank-you-kindly back and a face full of asphalt, so I thought better of it. But it would have made for an interesting post.<\/p>\n

But I guess Team Clinton thought a highbrow fundraiser might not be populist enough, so now they’re planning a rally at Huntsville High. Oh, and Huck–and Chuck!–are coming to Huntsville too.<\/a><\/p>\n

Who would have thought that one simple bumper sticker and a few blog posts would have this kind of effect? What a country!<\/p>\n

Well, I would write more but I’ve gotta go–Anderson Cooper’s on the phone!<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

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