{"id":896,"date":"2008-02-08T06:14:51","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T12:14:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=896"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:37:56","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:37:56","slug":"scandalous-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=896","title":{"rendered":"Scandalous Stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just a reminder for those of you in the Huntsville area, my 2nd Sunday column will appear in the Forum section of <em>The Huntsville Times<\/em> this week. I&#8217;ll post a link to the online edition as soon as it&#8217;s available.<\/p>\n<p>This one will contain many embarrassing tidbits from my past (and present), flashes of 1970s nostalgia, sexual innuendo galore, the usual soaring prose laced with biting humor, Eyegal in all her beauty, glorious, never-before-seen metaphors along with a salute (sort of) to a certain upcoming holiday. All kinds of scandalous stuff, really.<\/p>\n<p>Now that I have your attention, I hope you&#8217;ll read it. Have a great weekend!<\/p>\n<p><!--815f048bf4d68a0f4e5011a7c0334810--><\/p>\n<p><!--1768ab34e536f04b262e804284909411--><\/p>\n<p><!--a43e08dc6c247611e6f478ed934b862a--><\/p>\n<p><!--4fd92c6cfbadc7f5c766649334e42d0a--><\/p>\n<p><!--bc58843bff4eac4bff405e9ceb56404e-->\n<\/p>\n<p><!--e31945934802b2665dd8f9f0d5b1806b--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a reminder for those of you in the Huntsville area, my 2nd Sunday column will appear in the Forum section of The Huntsville Times this week. I&#8217;ll post a link to the online edition as&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,46,20,92,45,54,65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-holidays","category-huntsville","category-huntsville-times-community-columns","category-media","category-nostalgia","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=896"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9470,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896\/revisions\/9470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}