{"id":945,"date":"2008-03-22T07:31:16","date_gmt":"2008-03-22T12:31:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=945"},"modified":"2022-01-02T07:37:35","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T12:37:35","slug":"the-eyeguy-was-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/?p=945","title":{"rendered":"The Eyeguy Was There"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"315\" height=\"421\" alt=\"leaving-my-mark.jpg\" id=\"image944\" title=\"leaving-my-mark.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/leaving-my-mark.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But he&#8217;s not anymore&#8211;he&#8217;s somewhere else, far, far away. But the Eyefam is still &#8220;there.&#8221; The story of why they&#8217;re still &#8220;there&#8221; and why I&#8217;m &#8220;here&#8221; is a complex, heartrending saga of trouble in paradise. One that features a stuttering, sputtering Audi A4 with faulty ignition coils, a tense afternoon spent on the phone plotting an escape, and then a mad, moonlit dash into L. A. (Lower Alabama) with a chain-smoking, Diet Coke-swilling insomniac tow truck driver named Keith.<\/p>\n<p>More details to follow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But he&#8217;s not anymore&#8211;he&#8217;s somewhere else, far, far away. But the Eyefam is still &#8220;there.&#8221; The story of why they&#8217;re still &#8220;there&#8221; and why I&#8217;m &#8220;here&#8221; is a complex, heartrending saga of trouble in paradise. One&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=945"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9441,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions\/9441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocularfusion.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}