The Michael Phelps Dolphin Diet

Every wonder what kind of fuel Michael Phelps burns while powering his way to all those gold medals and world records? Ever wonder why he looks more like a marine mammal than a human being?

Wonder no more.

Warning: Do not try this at home. The Michael Phelps Dolphin Diet only works if are currently swimming about 5 miles per day at world class speed.

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  1. Mike the Eyeguy

    Oh my, this is a riot. This post just got a visit from these guys (click here).

    I guess it must have been the “dolphin diet” that did it.

    That knock on my door in the middle of the night may be the Save-the-Whalers and not the Chinese secret police.

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