Pardon the Interruption; Football’s A’Comin’!

We interrupt our normal Olympic programming to bring you the following important S.E.C. football announcements.

First off, welcome Clemson fans! It seems some literature-loving Tiger (did you know there was such a species?) has linked my post entitled “The Greatest Alabama Fan in the World” to a fan message board and now orange and blue purple (h/t, Number One) Tigers of a different stripe are coming here in droves.

I hope y’all enjoyed the story. Phyllis from Mulga? Ha! She ain’t got nothin’ on Amanda! And believe me, there’s plenty more like that where she came from. It’s going to be LOUD in Hotlanta come 8/30, folks! Looking forward to a great game with you guys. Roll Tide!

Speaking of which, have you seen the latest cover of Forbes magazine?

Can you imagine Phil Fulmer on the cover of Forbes? I can’t.

We now return you to our regular programming on Ocular Fusion, your leading source for Olympic news from a Restorationist, Stone-Campbell perspective.

  1. Mike the Redneck

    Testin’, I say testin’! 1,2,3…

    Hey, is this hearuh thang even on?

    Dagnabbit! I don’t think it is…

  2. Hal

    No, I can’t. Forbes magazine cover is not big enough to fit a picture of Fulmer on it. And I don’t mean his ego or imagery in the minds of some Tennesseans, it’s merely a waist circumference issue.

  3. Mike the Eyeguy


  4. JRB

    You seem to think that having the highest paid, most independent, most powerful individual football coach is a good thing.

    Two words for you, kids: “Institutional Control.”

    Go ‘Dores.

  5. Mike the Redneck

    Thar he goze ag’in…

  6. JRB

    It’s kinda like Myanmar publishing a PR campaign about how totally awesome is there totalitarian government. Cool enough until the cyclone comes calling.

    Power corrupts, etc.

    Go Eagles!

  7. JRB

    “Their,” of course. I always mess up when I’m being a snob.

    Go Utes!

  8. Mike the Redneck

    Next thang ya know, he’ll be comparin’ dear ol St. Nick to that thar Hiltla’ fella’…

    I don’t reckon that thar Koach Johnson up thar at Vandy will be gettin’ hisself on no mag-a-zeen kiver. He won’t.

    That thar green monsta’ done up an reered his ugly head. He did.

  9. Mike the Eyeguy

    Are the two of you done? Sheesh…

  10. mmlace

    Forget all this Olympic stuff! Football’s a’comin’ indeed!!! I can’t wait!!!

    And I thought I’d never say this, but…

    Dr. Eyeguy, after you quit bloggin for awhile last October…

    I even actually missed yer lil redneck fella!

    I forgot how much so, until now!

  11. Mike the Redneck

    Awww shucks….

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