“Enhanced” Gymnastics?

Yesterday I went over to the gym for a quick elliptical trainer workout at lunch. While there, I was forced to watch equestrian and rhythmic gymnastics. The lady on the trainer next to me was really into it–and she had the remote.

I told her my whole life story, including the part about the little speeding ticket that I got fixed back in ’91, tossed her my Audi keys and blurted out the password to my bank account just so she would change the channel.

I wonder if Dick Cheney has ever thought about giving those a whirl?

4 Comments

  1. greg

    At first I read that as “equestrian gymnastics”. Now that might actually be entertaining…

  2. Mike the Eyeguy

    And effective!

  3. kdeats

    i had to chuckle with the thought of you watching rhythmic gymnastics. Equestrian is not AS bad. You can’t quite keep a quick pace watching those two “sports”

  4. Mike the Eyeguy

    I had U2 and Coldplay on the iPod, so I shut my eyes and still tore it up.

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