An Update on My Hypothetical Facebook Update

Actually, it’s no longer hypothetical. I now have an authentic Facebook update and this is what it says:

“Michael is now ‘friends’ with Number One and Number Two Sons (they took it like men). Number Three still doesn’t know. Heh.”

I am now fully assimilated into the collective hive. Resistance was futile.

  1. ME

    That didn’t take long.

    Resist the temptation to look at their Fb pages every twenty minutes.

  2. Mike the Eyeguy

    I told them that I had my own (growing!) set of friends, thank you very much, and that would keep me plenty busy.

    Number Two went on record as saying that he could not be held responsible for what went on over at his place. I’ll try to look the other way, as usual.

  3. Hal

    If your children’s posts are anything like my children’s posts and pages, then they will be pretty goofy, but innocent. However I seem to remember your #2 has had trouble with the law in the past. You may need to keep an eye on him. Heh.

  4. Mike the Eyeguy

    He basically wanted full immunity in exchange for friendship. He knows a thing or two about immunity, pleading down, etc. The little lead foot continues his “Get to Know Your Local Cop” campaign and even started a multi-state tour recently.

    Yeah, keep an eye on him, right.

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