The Dreaded “G”

I have come to the point where I question the validity of online quizzes, inventories and assessments. Why you ask?

Because of this:

Free Online Dating

This is the so-called “rating” that Ocular Fusion received when I visited the site “What’s My Blog Rated?”

That’s right, after nearly two years of edgy, envelope-pushing, controversial-topic-broaching, blood-pressure-popping blogging, all I get is the “Dreaded ‘G.'” I thought for sure I would get at least a PG, maybe even a PG-13 what with an entire category devoted to the topic of “Sex” and all. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would merit the money-making “R,” but a “G?” Please.

So now I’m right up there with Snow White, Bambi and Clifford’s Really Big Movie. I’m ruined.

%$&*#@+~!!! There, that oughta spice things up a bit.

4 Comments

  1. Scott

    Don’t worry Mike. Your faithful readers are well acquainted with your dark underbelly šŸ˜€

  2. Stoogelover

    Are eye doctors allowed to use preacher’s profanity (%$&*#@+~!!!)? Can’t you come up with your own profanity … something similar to an eye chart?

  3. Mike the Eyeguy

    Scott, thanks for the words of comfort. I can tell you’re a truly gifted pastor and counselor!

    Sl, Try this:

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    SDADGUMMIT

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