Hmmm, let’s see if I have everything…
1) Overpriced, moderately-racy Valentine’s card, check.
2) Flowers and Walkers Shortbread Cookies, che…oh, I knew I was missing something (mental note: hit Target after work today).
3) Two tickets to Monty Python’s Spamalot…for next weekend…check.
4) Dinner reservations for two…also for next weekend…check.
That about covers it. Have a great weekend, everyone. And guys, if she really loves you, she still will even if you screw everything up.
Believe me, I know.