Category: Current Affairs
Peeved Swedes
Ara, next time just skip the medal ceremony.
If you don’t want it, I’ll take it.… Read the rest
Weak Greeks
Or maybe we’re just that good.
Of course, having the greatest basketball coach on this big blue marble at the helm doesn’t hurt any either.
Pardon the Interruption; Football’s A’Comin’!
We interrupt our normal Olympic programming to bring you the following important S.E.C. football announcements.
First off, welcome Clemson fans! It seems some literature-loving Tiger (did you know there was such a species?) has linked my post entitled “The Greatest Alabama Fan in the World” to a fan message board and now orange and blue purple (h/t, Number One) Tigers of a different stripe are coming here in droves.
I hope y’all enjoyed the story. Phyllis from Mulga? Ha! She ain’t got nothin’ on Amanda! And believe me, there’s plenty more like that where she came from. It’s going to be LOUD in Hotlanta come 8/30, folks!… Read the rest
Somebody Check That Girl’s Grill!
“If you look close, you can see they still have their baby teeth. Little tiny teeth!…One was even missing a tooth!”
–U.S. women’s gymnastics coach Martha Karoyli commenting on the apparently underage Chinese gymnasts
Missing a tooth? Good grief, how in the world did she ever get in front of the cameras? I guess the PRC politiburo grill-checker must have been otherwise occupied.
Tooth-gate continues.… Read the rest
Home-Cooked Chinese?
Believe it or not, I was actually in bed last night throughly engrossed in a book when Michael Phelps won gold medals #4 and #5 and the “16-year-old” Chinese pixies with the oh-so-straight teeth won the women’s gymnastics team title. I figured all those outcomes were fait accomplis anyway and that I might as well read, rest and catch up on the video and stories in the morning.
Now U.S. women’s gymnastics Head Coach Martha Karoyli is calling out meet officials and implying that they might possibly have mixed up a little, as we say in the South, “home cooking.”
Karoyli was steamed over the officials’ “holding” of gymnast Alicia Sacramone just prior to her balance beam routine.… Read the rest
The Michael Phelps Dolphin Diet
Every wonder what kind of fuel Michael Phelps burns while powering his way to all those gold medals and world records? Ever wonder why he looks more like a marine mammal than a human being?
Warning: Do not try this at home. The Michael Phelps Dolphin Diet only works if are currently swimming about 5 miles per day at world class speed.
The Chinese Grind
The poignant tales of two athletes who became grist for the Chinese sports mill, weightlifter Chen Yanqing and iconic basketball superstar, Yao Ming.… Read the rest
From Budweiser Man to Olympic Boxer
Not to be overlooked in all the Hoelzer hullabaloo is another remarkable Alabama athlete, Deontay Wilder.
He’s the U.S. heavyweight boxer who hails from Tuscaloosa, Alabama (Roll Tide!). His is one of those classic Olympic stories that always has Eyegal reaching for the Kleenix; one moment he’s working at Red Lobster and driving a Budweiser truck to help support his young daughter born with spina bifida, and in the next, he’s gunning for gold in Beijing.
THT’s Mark McCarter is johnny-on-the-spot per usual with a nice profile, and Alabama Public Radio has done a good piece as well.
Deontay got off to a good start today winning his first match, and at 6’7” with a body covered in tattoos, he’s having the time of his life in Beijing–people think he’s LeBron James.… Read the rest
Belt It Out, Marge!
I sang along with the national anthem. Natalie and I both were singing. We both were singing softly, because I don’t know that either of us is a very good singer.
–Huntsville swimmer Margaret Hoelzer after taking the bronze in the 100 meter backstroke
Marge, if you take the gold in the 200 meter backstroke and they play that song just for you, we expect you to belt it out, girl!… Read the rest
Is There An Orthodontist In The House?
Seven-year-old Yang Peiyi takes one in the teeth, so to speak, for Team Red.
Sheez, and I thought Americans were the only ones hung up over the whole Barbie doll thing.… Read the rest
Le Coq-ky French Eat Le Crow
The Americans? We will smash them.
–Alain Bernard, French Olympic Swim Team
Hey Alain, don’t look now, but you just got caught and passed on the anchor leg by a 32-year-old American.
Pard-one my jingoism, but Le Crow is a dish best served cold.
Bon appetit.
Old Olympic Dreams Never Die–They Just Go Slower
Ah yes, the ol’ missing first paragraph is back:
My Olympic dream died sometime around 1978. The reality was that I could barely crack the top 10 of an average high school cross country race, so there was little hope of me ever mounting the winner’s platform and hearing “The Star-Spangled Banner” in my lifetime.
And here’s the rest.
BONUS:
Here’s some footage of me running the last lap in that charity fundraiser at Harding University in 1983.
And here I am today with my Sunday morning running buddies, “Team Wannabe” (that’s actual speed, not slow-mo).
Old Olympic dreams never die–they just go slower.… Read the rest
“One World One Dream”…and Tanks Too
I was out soccering last night with Numbers Two and Three and their teams in the opening tournament of the year, so I haven’t caught much of the opening ceremonies yet. Scrolling through the 4-plus hours of recording on my DVR and hitting the highlights is on my to-do list today, after more soccer matches, mowing the lawn, my weekly elliptical trainer workout at the gym…phew, I should get a gold medal for doing all that.
Number One, who was watching at home, called during the soccer matches and said it all seemed a little “creepy,” in a “if 1.3 billion people are capable of putting on this kind of show, what else are they capable of doing?”… Read the rest