So, shall we take that as a no?
Frankly, if that story is true and SS still comes to Alabama, I’m not sure I would want him (think Franchione at Bama and Tuberville at Ole Miss).
As for me, I’ll be checking out the West Virginia v. Rutgers game tomorrow. After all, it’s never too early to start learning the Xs and Os of Alabama’s new spread offense.
Remember, RR comes before SS.
Well hush my mouth and slather me in grits! A very important person just payed a call using the following Google search string:
Anybody care to guess who that V.I.P. was?
Date: 30 November Time: 12:44:47
I.P address: 146.197.243.16
Country: United States
City: Beaverton, Oregon
ISP: Nike Incorporated
That’s right–she’s baaaack!
No, really, I want even charge a consulting fee. Just rain down on me a pair of those sweet Air Max 360s.
Several have arrived at Ocular Fusion this morning using the following Google search string:
Tracking Paul Bryant Jr.’s plane.
You got the right one baby! Ocular Fusion–good for all your plane-tracking needs.… Read the rest
If you’re interested in following the latest Spurrier/Bama scuttlebutt, this site is probably your best source of unconfirmed rumors in the blogosphere. The folks posting and commenting there are among the most sleep-deprived and bourbon-stoked in the Bama Nation, so check it out.
But then again, maybe you’re interested in applying for the Alabama job yourself. If so, you’ll need to fill out this application. Be sure to type or print clearly.
Finally, I can state for a fact (because I heard him say it with my own ears) that former Tide center and Shula teammate Hoss Johnson has categorically denied having been contacted by the University regarding the coaching opening, despite earlier rumors that Paul Bryant, Jr.’s… Read the rest
I just received this shocking email from a source, some guy who calls himself “Roll Skywalker:”
Paul Jr’s plane just touched down on the Death Star.
That can only mean one thing: Darth Visor.
And now these tantalizing and titillating tidbits from two top-level sources, Anonymous Insider #1 and Anonymous Insider #2:
USC’s plane N351GC has made two trips to Teterboro, NJ (10 miles from Rutgers’ campus) since Saturday’s game. Looks like SS goes to Bama, and USC is trying to get the inside track on Greg Schiano.
T-Town had a flight that left tonight just landed in Teterboro 30 min ago N46E
For the uninitiated, “T-Town” is Tuscaloosa, USC refers to the University of South Carolina, not the Trojans, and SS stands for Steve Spurrier, not Schutzstaffel (at least I think).
Planes are landing everywhere, and now all eyes are on Teterboro, New Jersey.… Read the rest
A plane registered to the “Tide Pride” boosters was spotted in Greenbrier, West Virginia on Sunday morning—before Shula was officially fired.
Rodriguez? Beamer?
This is more fun than a barrel of Volunteers.
Has anyone out there spotted Paul Bryant Jr.’s plane?
If so, then please do tell. The more creative, the better.… Read the rest
To all you Bama and Texas Longhorn fans who stopped by yesterday (and who are still showing up today) scouring for scuttlebutt on Mike Shula’s replacement–thank you very much.
Not since the Nancy Grace/Church of Christ fiasco last March has my sitemeter sang such soaring soprano; 348 unique visitors, 597 page loads–an all-time Ocular Fusion record.
It seems that my post on Shula’s firing was hooked, so to speak, to a Texas message board mainly due to my passing on the rumor about Paul Bryant Jr.’s jet sighting in Austin and speculation over whether or not some university representative was there to pitch the Alabama job to Texas HC Mack Brown.… Read the rest
First plane sightings in Austin, and now this from “bustracker.com.”
LOL.… Read the rest
It’s official. The Tuscaloosa News is reporting that Mike Shula is out.
Furthermore, rumors are running rampant that Paul Bryant Jr.’s jet is reportedly bound for Austin, Texas.
Could this mean that Bama has made a play for Mack Brown?
Now that I’ve done my share to stir up rumors, let’s sit back and see what actually happens.
Three of the four funerals for the victims of last week’s bus crash have taken place.
The Huntsville Times has stories on the funerals of Nicole Ford, Tanesha Hill, and Christine Collier. Crystalle McCrary’s funeral will take place today.
Protesters from “that church” are in Huntsville and are picketing the funerals. The Huntsville Times’ response to their presence was a mere mention in the Nicole Ford story. Huntsville Mayor Loretta Spencer confined the protesters to a small, cordoned-off space 100 yards away from the funerals. She then proceeded to park city buses in front of the self-appointed prophets so that those arriving at the funerals couldn’t see them.… Read the rest
I’ll be leaving in a little while to spend Thanksgiving with my mother and sisters in Virginia, so I wanted to wish all of you a wonderful holiday and Godspeed in your travels.
I’m not sure what my blogging status will be in Virginia, but I will be continuing to track some stories related to the recent tragic school bus crash here in Huntsville. It will be a difficult time for our community over the next few days as we attempt to hold in tension our thankfulness that things weren’t any worse, our grief for the four young girls who lost their lives and our ongoing concern for the injured.… Read the rest
I noticed yesterday that many were coming to my post “One Six Short” from a site called keepmikeshula-swicki. Turns out that people searching the term “Mike Shula” at a blog named keepmikeshula.com were landing on Ocular Fusion, and that was my first indication that something was in the air. Don’t be fooled by the name–the authors of this blog have tongues firmly planted in cheeks. In fact, it contains some of the most deliciously wicked satire that I’ve read in quite some time.
There are confusing signals this morning as to whether Crimson Tide Head Coach Mike Shula will survive a disappointing 6-6 season and his overall 26-23 record over four years at Bama.… Read the rest
